So you're this average guy, right? Except you've been pushed by your military father into all sorts of combat training most of your life, and you went on a hiking date and stumbled into an underground weapons factory, and now a paramilitary force is trying to kill you with Tachikoma. Forget the plot, the plot is dumb. This game is Metroid, rendered in 3D, played in 2D.
Everybody with an Xbox should get the demo, because hey free Metroid. But all that's doing is wasting time you could be playing the full game. Wasting time you could be using to sneak up and stealth-punch soldiers, crawl through ventilation ducts, and collect missile upgrades. Jenny, put down the Left 4 Dead for a day and try this out

Look at this!
I would have made this thread two days ago but I was busy 100%ing the game. Literally every moment of free time from Wednesday through midnight on Friday was given over to exploring this bad boy backwards and forwards.
This is the game that Other M should be and probably won't be.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and the first thing you should do is go to your map screen and turn the blue helper line off.