Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receipt

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Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receipt

Postby Wic » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:40 am

Apparently the Almighty has nothing better to do than provide fan service via crispy bread and shop receipts.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/jesus ... ipt-52665/

Here's a picture:
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Quite a few people in Finland have said that's actually Osama Bin Laden. One of the wisest said it's Abraham Lincoln; an impression from a five dollar bill.

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(Since it's impression, it's mirrored on the receipt.)

I'm pretty sure it's Abe. There's even a faint impression of his giant ear.
It's that my homunculus inside my head doesn't even try to understand the outside world. He thinks it's a video game and smashes the buttons at random to find the key where you shoot the lasers.
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Anna » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:27 am

To be honest, this guy on the paper is not a beauty.
People would cross the street if they see him.
No one would give him a job, "get a shave, wash yourself, get better clothing!"
With other words...
Thats not J.C. and it's not Abe and not Osama B.L.!
It's FRANK ZAPPA!!!!!
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Verreaux » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:45 am

It reminds me of Hermann Rorschach, actually.
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Coda » Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:16 am

I think I can see that, Verreaux. ;)
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby mwchase » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:40 pm

I was seeing people say it's Rasputin.

This needs to be the basis of a time travel story, now. Frank Zappa is kidnapped, and sent through time to reenact various deaths, protected all the while by the spirit of Rasputin.
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Idiot Glee » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:32 pm

It's just a forehead swastika away from being Charlie Manson. So the Jesus connection is there... Man, Son.

'cause I want a murderous, racist, false messiah on my receipts; don't you?*

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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Wizard CaT » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:42 pm

Wic wrote:Apparently the Almighty has nothing better to do than provide fan service via crispy bread and shop receipts.


Hey if I was a god I'd make my image appear on stuff all the time. CCC
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Wic » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:55 pm

Wizard CaT wrote:
Wic wrote:Apparently the Almighty has nothing better to do than provide fan service via crispy bread and shop receipts.


Hey if I was a god I'd make my image appear on stuff all the time. CCC


Yeah me too, but not necessarily pictures of my FACE...
It's that my homunculus inside my head doesn't even try to understand the outside world. He thinks it's a video game and smashes the buttons at random to find the key where you shoot the lasers.
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Coda » Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:07 am

*photocopies*
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Anna » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:56 pm

But here there is a real(!) photo.
I'm sure you have seen it before I posted it

Jesus on a dog!
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Alfador » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:34 pm

Anna wrote:But here there is a real(!) photo.
I'm sure you have seen it before I posted it

Jesus on a dog!
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So when that dog squats, holy crap comes out? XD
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Re: Loonies discover yet another jeebus from Wal-Mart receip

Postby Mitsukara » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:17 am

I found out who it really is!
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