Re: Depraved Lutherans advocate the Vocation of Kay-Wai

Postby masstreble » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:29 pm

Idiot Glee wrote:I read that as "addicted to catheters".

I... don't know why.

I wonder how that would work. Perhaps it it's best not to dwell on it, because I'm sure somebody here would be more than delighted to illustrate how a catheter addiction would go.
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Re: Depraved Lutherans advocate the Vocation of Kay-Wai

Postby Plasman » Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:49 am

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Re: Depraved Lutherans advocate the Vocation of Kay-Wai

Postby Coda » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:06 am

I've... not heard of a catheter addiction in and of itself... but... addictions to doing things that involve USING catheters... yeah.
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Re: Depraved Lutherans advocate the Vocation of Kay-Wai

Postby mwchase » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:23 am

Using 'catheter' instead of something that involves the use of catheters... it sounds kind of like taking the catheters themselves and grinding them up, or something.

Then getting cancer wherever the dust enters the body. :boggled:
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Re: Depraved Lutherans advocate the Vocation of Kay-Wai

Postby masstreble » Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:51 pm

mwchase wrote:Using 'catheter' instead of something that involves the use of catheters... it sounds kind of like taking the catheters themselves and grinding them up, or something.

Then getting cancer wherever the dust enters the body. :boggled:

So I guess the question now is, "Will it blend?"
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Re: Depraved Lutherans advocate the Vocation of Kay-Wai

Postby Idiot Glee » Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:40 pm

Catheter! Enema! Douche! ...also mouth wash!

Addictive but clean!
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Re: Depraved Lutherans advocate the Vocation of Kay-Wai

Postby mwchase » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:46 am

I had to use alcoholic mouthwash for a few weeks, two summers ago. In the end, my mouth could handle the alcohol in a typical drink, even if no other part of my body could.
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Re: Depraved Lutherans advocate the Vocation of Kay-Wai

Postby masstreble » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:16 pm

Mouthwash: The Primer of The Devil.

Young men and women buy, borrow, or steal this seemingly harmless toiletry. In an act motivated by flagrant vanity, they use it to freshen their breath, and give their teeth an attractive, white look. It's proponents argue that this is just good oral health practices, and want us to believe this should be supported, and sometimes they are so bold as to argue mandatory for all children and adults.

It comes in many enticing flavors and colors, but they never mask their essential properties: a stinging, bitter liquid that even tells you that it must never be swallowed. Those unlucky or foolish enough to try it will find it hard to keep in their mouths, their first instincts are to eject the sinister fluids immediately. However, evil erodes a man's senses, a child's senses, and most certainly a woman's senses, and eventually they can grow acclimated to it.

This is when the true horror begins.

Their breath now fresh, their teeth gleaming with an unholy glow, they begin to stay up later, rejecting the natural light of the sun, instead preferring the hours of darkness, embracing in clubs strange and attractive men and women. Alcoholic beverages become as water to them, and from there all manners of illegal, toxic substances are inviting, tantalizing. Energetic dancing and jazz music are by now ubiquitous.

If this kind of anti-American, anti-God activity appeals at all to you, consider some brand name devil's primer first, and look for them at a convenient pharmacy or grocery store near you.
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