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Prison plates?

Postby SilverFeathers » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:13 am

I was listening to George Carlin this morning and now I'm wondering...

Are there any splays that have designated plates for the... non-lawabiding... members of society?
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Re: Prison plates?

Postby Thilia » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:26 pm

SilverFeathers wrote:I was listening to George Carlin this morning and now I'm wondering...

Are there any splays that have designated plates for the... non-lawabiding... members of society?


Funny you should ask, but yes.

There is a splay where the only major industry is a prison that makes license plates for lawbreakers. Since all members of the society except for a small but growing percentage are lawbreakers, the place is a beehive of activity. The only real threat to the economy is those lawabiding members of society, who represent the ever-growing class of deviants. If enough people become lawabiding, it reduces the number of plates needed. That causes an economic downturn and could lead to unrest or possible civil war.

That's why authorities have to keep a close eye on those who potential troublemakers who tear around town without designated plates.


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Re: Prison plates?

Postby Mitsukara » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:41 pm

I thought he meant like, worldplates.

I've also found recently that having a thick skull is nice because it makes my head look bigger. One size fits all hats don't fit though, so it's kinda a trade off. (That's actually true, one size does not fit all, even with a size adjuster.
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Re: Prison plates?

Postby SilverFeathers » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:43 pm

Mitsukara wrote:I thought he meant like, worldplates.


I did, but... but... *blinks* Wait... so criminals are law abiding and the law abiding are citizens so the good are bad and the bad are good and if you're good you're bad and if you're bad you're good and... and... and...

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Re: Prison plates?

Postby Thilia » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:10 am

SilverFeathers wrote:
Mitsukara wrote:I thought he meant like, worldplates.


I did, but... but... *blinks* Wait... so criminals are law abiding and the law abiding are citizens so the good are bad and the bad are good and if you're good you're bad and if you're bad you're good and... and... and...

*explodes in a pluff of feathers*


Well, damn. I must have slipped into the wrong universe. No wonder everything seems so weird here.

Where I come from, George Carlin is a famous televangelist who leads the Church of the Toledo Windowbox.

Sorry. I'll be headed back to where I originated.

Oh, and remember to splay and neuter your parts.

OK, I'm gone.


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Re: Prison plates?

Postby Wizard CaT » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:22 pm

I dunno, a prison plate seems bad. They could just throw a rock off and start a Stormfall! Take that civilization! //]
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Re: Prison plates?

Postby strange_person » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:33 am

It would have to be a very large rock. Hundreds of meters across, at the very least. I think a civilization that could do that would have better things to do than blow itself up out of spite (since, after all, they would be among the first victims of their own stormfall).
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Re: Prison plates?

Postby SilverFeathers » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:59 am

Well, if they had designated plates for specific crimes... I imagine the violent offenders would either kill each other off, or band together to take out the plate of political prisoners next plate over.

Or they'd just form a right wicked rugby team.
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Re: Prison plates?

Postby strange_person » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:41 pm

Where would you put the people who've misused knowledge of aeronautical engineering, or (worse yet) genocidal geologists?
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Re: Prison plates?

Postby SilverFeathers » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:34 am

strange_person wrote:Where would you put the people who've misused knowledge of aeronautical engineering, or (worse yet) genocidal geologists?


...give them their own reality TV series on cable?
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Re: Prison plates?

Postby EdwardJK22 » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:35 am

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