Addendum: today (last night, by now) I stood up in front of a bunch of strangers, wearing a cat-ear hat, with lipstick smeared on my face, and bright lights trained on me, and faked an orgasm in a corny Russian-ish accent.
Afterwards, people told me I did the best job, out of the people who didn't simply back out.
Given that my parents own the soundtrack (on an LP

) of the movie we watched afterwards, I suppose GUUUH did not want to think about that, it turns out.
Also, one of the plans I alluded to is working on... I'd say it's a danmaku game with some puzzle elements. And lots of gayness. However, it's mostly in the planning stage right now.
GENERATION -9+i: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum. Square it, and then add i to the generation.
"the worlds of our imagination have really confusing rail service."