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Re: Pram

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:48 pm
by strange_person
Prehensile pussy?
Dentata was bad enough,
Before self-handshakes.

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:12 am
by Plasman
Idiot Glee wrote:So that's why there is-
a robot arm wear I should-
have a clitoris!


Customer error?
I hope you kept the receipt.
(Maybe not an "arm"?)

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:07 pm
by Alfador
Extraneous parts?
Sell it for the DNA!
(Spore is ADDICTIVE.)

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:10 pm
by Idiot Glee
Alfador wrote:Extraneous parts?
Sell it for the DNA!
(Spore is ADDICTIVE.)


So I have noticed!
The forums are quite deserted,
and I miss you all!

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:10 pm
by strange_person
Missing humanity?
We can guarantee contact
With new laser scope!

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:33 am
by Plasman
Friends deserted you?
Resort to random violence!
That'll teach 'em good.

Seriously, though... NO.

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:38 pm
by strange_person
Violence? What violence?
Laser homes in on G-spot.
"Scope" does not mean "gun."

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:50 am
by Plasman
My apologies!
Plasman sometimes confuses
One for the other...
I'm referring to both the "scope/gun" and "sex/violence", btw. Explains why I'm still single.

Plasman must make up
For disturbing you all so.
Suitable penance...? ;]

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:45 pm
by strange_person
Eternal grinding -
Whether level or pelvis -
Cannot satisfy.

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:41 am
by Plasman
I feel vibration!
That is strange - I do not have
A cellular phone...

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:41 pm
by strange_person
How's a tight shirt fit
Over that enormous rack?
O-deer no pantsu.

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:58 pm
by Mitsukara
Super! Did I hear "scope"?
Did someone mention a scope
Used from Yoshi's back?

Oh. You mean, like, uh,
Something else altogether-
Like a rumble pack?

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:50 am
by Plasman
"Excuse me, Doctor...
I seem to have 'sat' on my
GameCube Controller..." :blush:

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:25 am
by strange_person
Posthuman Faerie
Enwolfed grandma grows young wings
Red HUD rides away
Plasman wrote:"Excuse me, Doctor...
I seem to have 'sat' on my
GameCube Controller..." :blush:

"Standing On Corner,
Minding Own Business:" common
cause of injury

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:07 pm
by strange_person
Haruhi Fanfic:
Alien Computer / God
Sounds awkward, looks hot

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:41 pm
by strange_person
On Public Healthcare
Drunk at Communist party,
Woke up on third base.

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:08 pm
by strange_person
All scabbards, no sword
Painless fire pops and tickles
Incendi-yuri

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:12 am
by Plasman
I just worked it out!
Girl-on-girl action brings forth
A honey sandwich...

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:20 am
by strange_person
That pink pearl, post one,
can you rub it back and forth,
erase a sad year?

Re: Pram

PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:33 pm
by macksting
Children complicate.
And I would taste thy navel,
But for my cold sores.

(Bonus tanka:)
Yet still I love to be close,
And nookie knows many forms