TSH #1337 • The End


Kaye Haychold's ambitious plan

TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Monocheres » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:10 pm

In the words of Hudson from Aliens (played by the incomparable Bill Paxton): "That's it man, game over man, game over!"

Now, Jennifer, a small point of order here: Wouldn't that be the strip for Odin's Day rather than Moon Day?

P.S. In the same vein: I must now disclose that I'm actually a Nigerian prince and I have a few truckloads of snake-oil I keep parked on a bridge over some swamp-land in Florida, all of which I can sell you. All you have to do is respond to this email that appears to be from your bank asking you to confirm your personal information ...

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P.P.S. Serve Dog? Hmmph! I think Queen Maeve (all praise Her warm furry belly-ness!) will have something to say about that! Next Thursday, it'll be the Eternal Litterbox for you!
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby ThingOfThing » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:48 pm

Well, I thought it was funny.
There ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed, there ain't nothing in this world for free
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But there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Tychomonger » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:55 pm

The real joke is that this is only a summary of the events to come!
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Monocheres » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:20 pm

ThingOfThing wrote:Well, I thought it was funny.


(Psst. I did too. Just wanted to get into the spirit of the occasion. :-) )
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Monocheres » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:26 pm

Anyone notice the copyright? Mwahahahaha...
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby SilverFeathers » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:13 pm

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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Skatche » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:33 pm

At long last, the ontological ramifications of Kaye Haychold's perennial quest-for-self become clear. Faced by the horror of her own impending nonbeing, Kaye despairs and turns, in her last moments, to God, reestablishing through her relationship with God her relationship to herself (cf. Kierkegaard). This process of reintegration with the ground of being mirrors, no doubt, the artist's own inner turmoil. As Reitz returns to God, so too must her soul-sick avatar. It is heartening to see that Reitz's artistic integrity is still strong.
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby SilverFeathers » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:41 pm

Skatche wrote:At long last, the ontological ramifications of Kaye Haychold's perennial quest-for-self become clear. Faced by the horror of her own impending nonbeing, Kaye despairs and turns, in her last moments, to God, reestablishing through her relationship with God her relationship to herself (cf. Kierkegaard). This process of reintegration with the ground of being mirrors, no doubt, the artist's own inner turmoil. As Reitz returns to God, so too must her soul-sick avatar. It is heartening to see that Reitz's artistic integrity is still strong.


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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Cardboard Box » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:02 pm

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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby SilverFeathers » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:24 pm

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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Anna » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:02 am

It was about time to end this story.
But, you have found Jesus?
How?
In which corner of Olympia? Was he between the garbage cans? Did he hang around at McDonalds?
A cheap excuse for bad story ending, you can do it better.

And by the way, don't trust him, he wasn't at the cross, ask some muslims, it is written in the Qu'ran.
So, there is a little problem, a guy who faked his death to become holy.

If you want a religion, maybe the buddhism has some nice ideas, but in the end it can't also convince me.

And do make undo the sex change, hm , I thought you was always female, - just a little surgery for correction.
As much as I know, in the anglican church are two priestess which were born into a male body and changed it.
And here in Germany I know a woman who became also a priest of the evanglischer Kirche, (same problem).
So don't waste your money for stupid doctors. save it for a new computer and stuff around it.

So enjoy your "new" life, and let's have a talk again, next year, about April 1st 2010.

Calm down.
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Plasman » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:44 am

Moonday's comic is totally MADE. OF. WIN. :lol: :lol: :lol:
And what an ending! Wow, never saw that one coming. But it's completely plausible and satisfying. Why don't they end all stories like this, with death for the nasty sinning Satan-worshippers?

Good luck with your new lifestyle, Jennifer! ;]
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Mitsukara » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:36 am

Fuck that gay birthday party Dr. L'ilCaesersMcPurplehair and his lezbo/negress cohorts had, this is the best ending to anything ever.

Deputies, to the private message mobile for a secret message of vital importance! Time is of the essence!

As for the rest of you worthless peons, trifle not with the wisdom of the creatrixor and simply be content to bask in a thing many times greater than you or anything you do will ever hope or dream to resemble. For this, our esteemed author is twice the man Chuck Norris ever was.

I look forward to the oncoming 999 more strips of To Save Her that will fill the mysterious gap between the previous strip and this ending (which will very likely explain why Kaye Haychold used the term farg instead of her splay's version, fard). Surely Pajama Man had many amazing adventures along the way! Hmm... this calls for a spinoff series... *scurries off*

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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Monocheres » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:26 am

Mitsukara wrote:... this is the best ending to anything ever.


Why indeed it is. In fact, it's the quintessential ending of everything everywhere and everywhen.

Why, we don't even exist any more. We're not even having this discussion ...
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Quaeras » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:05 am

I did notice the copyright, but you beat me to it.
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby strange_person » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:52 am

Who noticed the "next" button from here?
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Wic » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:10 am

I thought April's fool day is like... Wendesday?

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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Monocheres » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:05 am

Monocheres wrote:P.P.S. Serve Dog? Hmmph! I think Queen Maeve (all praise Her warm furry belly-ness!) will have something to say about that! Next Thursday, it'll be the Eternal Litterbox for you!


[Enter, stage left: newly-dubbed JEROBOAM DEUTERONOMUS CARDINAL REITZ, resplendent in scarlet cassock with white lace rochet, caped with a scarlet mozzetta, crowned with a scarlet biretta (including the fuzzy pom-pom), sporting a fetching Richelieu-style goatee, and carrying a large, gold-encrusted tome.]

REITZ: [chanting, Gregorian-style] Li-be-ra me, Do-mi-ne. Do-na e-is re-qui-e-em...

[Solemnly raises book to forehead: **CLUNK!** ... continues chanting, as ...]

[Enter, stage right: GARFIELD, flanked by a posse of thuggish looking house-cats, all wearing armbands labeled "Religious Enforcement Squad". They spot REITZ and surround ... "him" ... making intimidating gestures.]

GARFIELD [in his typical flat Caucasian dead-pan, incongruously]: Yo, yo, yo! 'Sup, bro'? Lookin' good, huh? [Spotting the book:] Well, what've we got here...? [Snatches it out of REITZ's hands, looks at the cover, scowls] "How to Serve Dog??" Are you sh*tting me? Oh man, are you gonna be in trouble with the Queen ...

[Opens the book up and starts rifling through it ... expression changes to a smile ... looks around at his buddies]

Ain't no sweat, guys! It's a cook book!
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Ashes » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:33 am

This April Fools joke is so good that I am not even worthy of posting in this thread about it.
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Re: TSH #1337 • The End

Postby Quaeras » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:28 pm

Nice catch, Strange_person. You win at teh internetz.
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