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Postby onednefumma » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:18 pm

Have tried so many software that claimed to generate real human traffic. But all fall apart. Except one, called RefererX. Never regret having it...
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Re: Hi all

Postby Jennifer Diane Reitz » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:31 pm

onednefumma wrote:Have tried so many software that claimed to generate real human traffic. But all fall apart. Except one, called RefererX. Never regret having it...


Because only RefererX makes you SUCK COCK! Yes, RefererX will enter your brain when you use it and inspire an unquenchable thirst for random fellatio. Only RefererX can make your tonsils quiver at the thought of sucking back a thick-and-meaty Beef Truck, even if you have previously never wanted to before.

You will be generating real, human traffic, all coming straight to your door, into your home, and into your mouth.

Onednefumma knows. He has brought to us the glory of RefererX, that puts the 'X' into software, transforming your throat into a porksword sheath. Join Onednefumma and SUCK COCK TODAY!

Onednefumma - not a spammer, but a real-life human traffic lover, here to spread his legs, his lips, and RefererX.

Thank you, Onednefumma!
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Re: Hi all

Postby Idiot Glee » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:44 am

Jennifer Diane Reitz wrote:
onednefumma wrote:Have tried so many software that claimed to generate real human traffic. But all fall apart. Except one, called RefererX. Never regret having it...


Because only RefererX makes you SUCK COCK! Yes, RefererX will enter your brain when you use it and inspire an unquenchable thirst for random fellatio. Only RefererX can make your tonsils quiver at the thought of sucking back a thick-and-meaty Beef Truck, even if you have previously never wanted to before.

You will be generating real, human traffic, all coming straight to your door, into your home, and into your mouth.

Onednefumma knows. He has brought to us the glory of RefererX, that puts the 'X' into software, transforming your throat into a porksword sheath. Join Onednefumma and SUCK COCK TODAY!

Onednefumma - not a spammer, but a real-life human traffic lover, here to spread his legs, his lips, and RefererX.

Thank you, Onednefumma!


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Re: Hi all

Postby Jennifer Diane Reitz » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:44 am

I would love to have a spammer check back to see their evil work and find a reason to be made angry and hurt and humiliated. My effort is to that goal.

I even more appreciate the idea of their wretched boss looking over their shoulder so as to judge their work. I envision him laughing at the minimum-wage spammer, and mocking them.

Tell me it doesn't bring a smile to your face to picture that.

There are so many better, more valid, and more respectable jobs a spammer could take, rather than sitting in a spam center plastering websites with unwanted ads - jobs like these:

Feces Taster
Professional Kid Diddler
Regurgitation Chef
Buick Salesman
Facial Rearrangement Test Subject
Penis Therapist
Punching Bag
Plague Catcher
Parachuteless Jumper
Bullet Interception Specialist
Human Sperm Bank
Poison Tester
Bridge Jumper
Bum Licker
Slippery Chainsaw Handler
Professional Rod Polisher
Cannibal Feeder
Codpiece Sniffer
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Re: Hi all

Postby Idiot Glee » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:02 am

Jennifer Diane Reitz wrote:I even more appreciate the idea of their wretched boss looking over their shoulder so as to judge their work. I envision him laughing at the minimum-wage spammer, and mocking them.

Tell me it doesn't bring a smile to your face to picture that.


It doesn't. Some guy who, for whatever reason, can't get a better job getting abused trying to survive doesn't make me smile. It's clear the guys who do the grunt work there are on the wrong end of the stick. Now the poor guys boss...

Let's get a car battery and jumper cables for the bosses nipples, he's an ass.
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Re: Hi all

Postby Monocheres » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:22 am

Jennifer Diane Reitz wrote:I would love to have a spammer check back to see their evil work and find a reason to be made angry and hurt and humiliated. My effort is to that goal.


Jennifer your efforts are wasted. Such bottom-feeding scum are already beyond humiliation.

Jennifer Diane Reitz wrote:I even more appreciate the idea of their wretched boss looking over their shoulder so as to judge their work. I envision him laughing at the minimum-wage spammer, and mocking them.


Alas, it's all too likely the turd-sniffing boss would pat the spammer on the back for getting a reaction, any reaction, from a forum ... and count the clicks generated thereby.

No, the best way to deal with the likes of them is silence. Deny them any voice at all.
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Re: Hi all

Postby Plasman » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:49 am

No ^^+ , those are real jobs? I need to prepare my resume...
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Postby Monocheres » Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:16 pm

Plasman wrote:No ^^+ , those are real jobs? I need to prepare my resume...


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Re: Hi all

Postby Plasman » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:08 pm

Too late, Mr Mon. I signed up last week for a Penile Therapist course - it was either that or Advanced Butt Licking, but that class was already full. :(
So far I'm doing quite well. The best part is I get LOTS of homework. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Postby Idiot Glee » Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:07 am

Plasman wrote:Too late, Mr Mon. I signed up last week for a Penile Therapist course - it was either that or Advanced Butt Licking, but that class was already full. :(
So far I'm doing quite well. The best part is I get LOTS of homework. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


I think that's just called masturbation, which makes you a qualified wrist healer.
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Re: Hi all

Postby Monocheres » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:00 pm

Which is the greatest occupational hazard for wrist healers, carpal tunnel syndrome or ... blindness? ;-)
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Re: Hi all

Postby strange_person » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:34 am

I'm pretty sure the 'masturbation causes vision loss' myth came from the fact that orgasm releases endorphins. Endorphins act like opiates, triggering muscle relaxation - including muscles that focus the eye.
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