GodOs and Cake

Postby Jennifer Diane Reitz » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:36 pm

Catholicism: If you obey GLaDos, there will be cake.

Protestantism: You don't need GameFaqs to beat Portal.

Evangelical Christianity: Everyone must be 'encouraged' to obey GlaDos, because...CAKE!

Judaism: GLaDos says that the android will bring the cake.

Islam: Obey GLaDos and there will be 72 cakes.

Scientology: Evil space aliens in airplanes made GLaDos to prevent you getting the cake, which is in a volcano.

Buddhism: Renounce the cake.

Zen Buddhism: Let go of renouncing the cake.

Mormonism: Obey GLados and she will make you a baker.

Satanism: Fuck GLaDos; use a cheat code and the cake is in the room shown at the end.

Hinduism: Run the Enrichment Center course; GLaDos will download you into a new clone until you get it right. Then cake.

Atheism: The cake is a lie.
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Re: GodOs and Cake

Postby Anna » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:19 am

I personally buy cake at the supermarket
There's no difference as I would watch at sundays "GodTV" (boring)

But this reminds me to a special thing

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Re: GodOs and Cake

Postby Alfador » Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:15 am

Agnosticism: The cake may or may not exist, but I haven't the software to open up the game files and be sure one way or the other whether those models and textures are in there.
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Re: GodOs and Cake

Postby Nick » Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:33 pm

I can't even run Portal on my computer. >.<
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