What I think About (1) Extraterrestrials

[Anna]

...extraterrestrials will taste like chicken.


Hnngh.

Ach herrje, why can't it taste like mousse au chocolat, or like pizza with salami, onions and olive's.
Why can't it taste like like cevapicici, or like real Spaghetti (no meatballs!)...
Always chicken, that is so usual, if it is so, I don't want to invade other worlds, sniff...

[Alfador]

Idea: If they do not have enough of the kinds of chemicals that humans are used to tasting, they could taste like water, plain yogurt, tofu--bland by themselves but picking up the flavor of whatever they're mixed with.