A man named 2012

Postby Shivers » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:22 pm

The year was 2011. December 31rst, 2011. A man named 2012 was sitting at a bar, drinking red bull and vodka. It was new years eve, and the year 2012 was fast approaching. He quickl downs his vodka.

"Bourbon, simply." He says to the bar tender. he pours him some Jameson 7. "I WANTED OLD CROW U FOOl!" The man named 2012 screams and quickly pulls out his pistol and shoots the bare tender directly in the forehead. The noise and car explosions and grenades being thrown drownds out the sound of the gun fireing.

"Its almost mid night!" An excited man screams, then leaps head first over the bar and grabs a bottle of grey goose.

Another man quickly snaps a guys neck.

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"HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The large crowd screams.

2012 is the last year that men shall live. Because in 2012, Jesus will return to the earth, and slaughter the human race. We are living in the end of times.
The man named 2012 is then blasted in the back of the head by a man with a sawed off shot gun

He died during the year 2012.
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Re: A man named 2012

Postby Monocheres » Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:38 pm

Shivers, my dear, you need to relax a little. Have a jelly baby...

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Re: A man named 2012

Postby Shivers » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:42 pm

Thanks but no thansk. I think I'll chug a beer instead.
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