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Bad Sequel Ideas
by Idiot Glee » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:26 am
Hello!
And, "One thing there's no getting by—
I've been a wicked girl," said I;
"But if I can't be sorry, why,
I might as well be glad!"
-Millay
I've been a wicked girl," said I;
"But if I can't be sorry, why,
I might as well be glad!"
-Millay
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Sparksol » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:41 pm
Goonies 2: Chunk Ascendant
"Religion, over time, tends to diverge. Science tends to converge.
Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."
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Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Anna » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:05 am
Forest Gump 2: Cambridge Or Bust
The Boat 2: Pirates Of The Caribbean
The Boat 2: Pirates Of The Caribbean
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Idiot Glee » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:46 am
Notes on A Scandal 2: Women's Prison
Downfall 2: Hot Times in Buenos Aires
Spartacus 2: Resurrection
Star Trek V
Tunes of Glory 2: Electric Boogaloo I may be the only one who has seen this one
Downfall 2: Hot Times in Buenos Aires
Spartacus 2: Resurrection
Star Trek V
Tunes of Glory 2: Electric Boogaloo I may be the only one who has seen this one
Hello!
And, "One thing there's no getting by—
I've been a wicked girl," said I;
"But if I can't be sorry, why,
I might as well be glad!"
-Millay
I've been a wicked girl," said I;
"But if I can't be sorry, why,
I might as well be glad!"
-Millay
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Monocheres » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:00 pm
That Thing You Do Too: The Heardsmen Do Woodstock
Inception 2: Do the Limbo
Inception 2: Do the Limbo
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Sparksol » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:11 am
History of the World Part 2: Infinity and Beyond!
"Religion, over time, tends to diverge. Science tends to converge.
Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."
- strange_person
Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."
- strange_person
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Anna » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:45 pm
Cowboys & Aliens 2: The Colonel Shot First
Super 8 Two: Kodak Forever
The Three Musketeers: The Ever Final Remake
Captain America 2: The First Apfelstrudle
Armageddon 2: Die Hard
Super 8 Two: Kodak Forever
The Three Musketeers: The Ever Final Remake
Captain America 2: The First Apfelstrudle
Armageddon 2: Die Hard
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Tychomonger » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:35 pm
2002: A Space Illiad
Hello!
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
--The Doctor
Aealacreatrananda wrote:When I envision a far far future.... I don't fuck around.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
--The Doctor
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Monocheres » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:16 am
draque wrote:Citizen Kane 3D
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Monocheres » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:20 am
Book 8: Harry Potter and the Keg Party of Azkaban
From the trailier: "Yeah, man, like, we all got totally Demented. And then someone brought in a dragon to roast the brats. You should'a been there, it was sooooo wicked! ... "
Spin offs: the Neville Longbottom Adventures
1. Neville Longbottom and the Raiders of the Lost Aconite
2. Neville Longbottom and the Tentacula of Doom
3. Neville Longbottom and the Last Cruciatus
4. Neville Longbottom and the Kingdom of the Crystal Mandrake
From the trailier: "Yeah, man, like, we all got totally Demented. And then someone brought in a dragon to roast the brats. You should'a been there, it was sooooo wicked! ... "
Spin offs: the Neville Longbottom Adventures
1. Neville Longbottom and the Raiders of the Lost Aconite
2. Neville Longbottom and the Tentacula of Doom
3. Neville Longbottom and the Last Cruciatus
4. Neville Longbottom and the Kingdom of the Crystal Mandrake
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Sparksol » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:06 pm
Labyrinth II: Hoggle on Ice
"Religion, over time, tends to diverge. Science tends to converge.
Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."
- strange_person
Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by mwchase » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:30 pm
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes V: Rise of the Planet of the Grapes
GENERATION -9+i: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum. Square it, and then add i to the generation.
"the worlds of our imagination have really confusing rail service."
"the worlds of our imagination have really confusing rail service."
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Idiot Glee » Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:12 am
Tychomonger wrote:2002: A Space Illiad
2001.5: A Space Aeneid
Hello!
And, "One thing there's no getting by—
I've been a wicked girl," said I;
"But if I can't be sorry, why,
I might as well be glad!"
-Millay
I've been a wicked girl," said I;
"But if I can't be sorry, why,
I might as well be glad!"
-Millay
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Monocheres » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:57 pm
The original Sophocles cycle:
Oedipus Rex
Oedipus at Colonus
Antigone
Oedipus at Caesar's Palace with Ray Charles
Seven Samurai Against Thebes
Oedipus Rex
Oedipus at Colonus
Antigone
Oedipus at Caesar's Palace with Ray Charles
Seven Samurai Against Thebes
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Sparksol » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:00 pm
Highlander 2: Actually Aliens
"Religion, over time, tends to diverge. Science tends to converge.
Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."
- strange_person
Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."
- strange_person
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Alfador » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:23 pm
Battleship 2: Not Even Vague Ties To The Board Game To Redeem This One
Robin Hood 2: Mostly Robin and Maid Marian Having Sex
Manos 2: The Feet of Destiny
The Game 2: In Soviet Russia,
Robin Hood 2: Mostly Robin and Maid Marian Having Sex
Manos 2: The Feet of Destiny
The Game 2: In Soviet Russia,
Arf! *wagwagwag*
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas
by Monocheres » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:09 pm
Portal: The Musical
"You will be baked! Do-wop-de-bop!
And then there will be cake! Shoo-waaaaaah..."
"You will be baked! Do-wop-de-bop!
And then there will be cake! Shoo-waaaaaah..."
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