Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Idiot Glee » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:26 am

Each post adds a new bad sequel idea with a terrible subtitle.

Titanic 2: co2's Revenge
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And, "One thing there's no getting by—
I've been a wicked girl," said I;
"But if I can't be sorry, why,
I might as well be glad!"

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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Sparksol » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:41 pm

Goonies 2: Chunk Ascendant
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Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."

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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Anna » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:05 am

Forest Gump 2: Cambridge Or Bust

The Boat 2: Pirates Of The Caribbean
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Coda » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:19 am

The Matrix Reloaded

I went there. >.>
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Idiot Glee » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:46 am

Notes on A Scandal 2: Women's Prison
Downfall 2: Hot Times in Buenos Aires
Spartacus 2: Resurrection
Star Trek V
Tunes of Glory 2: Electric Boogaloo I may be the only one who has seen this one
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I've been a wicked girl," said I;
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I might as well be glad!"

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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Monocheres » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:00 pm

That Thing You Do Too: The Heardsmen Do Woodstock
Inception 2: Do the Limbo
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Sparksol » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:11 am

History of the World Part 2: Infinity and Beyond!
"Religion, over time, tends to diverge. Science tends to converge.
Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."

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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby draque » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:57 am

Citizen Kane 3D
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Anna » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:45 pm

Cowboys & Aliens 2: The Colonel Shot First

Super 8 Two: Kodak Forever

The Three Musketeers: The Ever Final Remake

Captain America 2: The First Apfelstrudle

Armageddon 2: Die Hard
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Tychomonger » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:35 pm

2002: A Space Illiad
Hello!
Aealacreatrananda wrote:When I envision a far far future.... I don't fuck around.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
--The Doctor
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Monocheres » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:16 am

draque wrote:Citizen Kane 3D



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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Monocheres » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:20 am

Book 8: Harry Potter and the Keg Party of Azkaban
From the trailier: "Yeah, man, like, we all got totally Demented. And then someone brought in a dragon to roast the brats. You should'a been there, it was sooooo wicked! ... "

Spin offs: the Neville Longbottom Adventures
1. Neville Longbottom and the Raiders of the Lost Aconite
2. Neville Longbottom and the Tentacula of Doom
3. Neville Longbottom and the Last Cruciatus
4. Neville Longbottom and the Kingdom of the Crystal Mandrake
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Sparksol » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:06 pm

Labyrinth II: Hoggle on Ice
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Funny thing about magic, it doesn't consistently go either way."

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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby mwchase » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:30 pm

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes V: Rise of the Planet of the Grapes
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Idiot Glee » Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:12 am

Tychomonger wrote:2002: A Space Illiad


2001.5: A Space Aeneid
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"But if I can't be sorry, why,
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Monocheres » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:57 pm

The original Sophocles cycle:
Oedipus Rex
Oedipus at Colonus
Antigone
Oedipus at Caesar's Palace with Ray Charles
Seven Samurai Against Thebes
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Sparksol » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:00 pm

Highlander 2: Actually Aliens
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Alfador » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:23 pm

Battleship 2: Not Even Vague Ties To The Board Game To Redeem This One
Robin Hood 2: Mostly Robin and Maid Marian Having Sex
Manos 2: The Feet of Destiny
The Game 2: In Soviet Russia,
Arf! *wagwagwag*
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Monocheres » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:09 pm

Portal: The Musical

"You will be baked! Do-wop-de-bop!
And then there will be cake! Shoo-waaaaaah..."
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Re: Bad Sequel Ideas

Postby Coda » Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:42 pm

Are you kidding? That would be AWESOME!
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