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Re: Height Reduction

Postby Idiot Glee » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:38 am

Tychomonger wrote:
Alfador wrote:YOUR GRASS IS VERY GREEN.

... are you hitting on me?


Sounds more like he's trying to buy weed off you.
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Re: Height Reduction

Postby SilverFeathers » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:11 am

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Re: Height Reduction

Postby Alfador » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:43 pm

Idiot Glee wrote:
Tychomonger wrote:
Alfador wrote:YOUR GRASS IS VERY GREEN.

... are you hitting on me?


Sounds more like he's trying to buy weed off you.


Actually, I was riffing on the saying "Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence," alluding to a tendency to see others' situation as better from either point of view...

...but, dude, ya got any?
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Re: Height Reduction

Postby Wic » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:45 pm

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SilverFeathers wrote:It's not the size, but what you do with it that counts. //]


I live in an apartment... don't even have a lawn... B^D


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Re: Height Reduction

Postby SilverFeathers » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:51 pm

Wic wrote:
Alfador wrote:
SilverFeathers wrote:It's not the size, but what you do with it that counts. //]


I live in an apartment... don't even have a lawn... B^D


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Re: Height Reduction

Postby arex » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:05 pm

Alikat wrote:The best way to feel beautiful is to turn your perceived liabilities into assets. Stand as tall and erect and proud as you can, wear the highest-heeled boots they'll sell to you, and make it look like you take pride in being statuesque. There is nothing more striking-looking than a tall elegant woman in hot-looking boots, baby!


Except for a yeti in hot-lookin' boots. Just sayin'.


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Re: Height Reduction

Postby SilverFeathers » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:16 am

Well, if you're a male yeti, I'm guessin' that's a pretty hot item right there.

Although I imagine he'd prefer her in snow boots. Maybe Uggs.
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Re: Height Reduction

Postby Alikat » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:51 am

Study the footprints, the Yeti are like hobbits in that they prefer to go barefoot.
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Re: Height Reduction

Postby SilverFeathers » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:55 am

Maybe that's only because they haven't been introduced to stilletos and thigh boots.

Or because they don't live in Arizona. Where barefoot is not an option from May to October.

Yeah. No. Ow.
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Re: Height Reduction

Postby Alikat » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:28 am

No, yetis are into themes, and so they go barefoot and have bareback sex while they bare their teeth in pleasure.
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Re: Height Reduction

Postby Tychomonger » Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:30 am

Alikat wrote:No, yetis are into themes, and so they go barefoot and have bareback sex while they bare their teeth in pleasure.

And get mistaken for bears by the gay community.
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Re: Height Reduction

Postby arex » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:49 am

Alikat wrote:Study the footprints, the Yeti are like hobbits in that they prefer to go barefoot.


Barefoot's only for the snow. The grocery store makes you put shoes on.


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Re: Height Reduction

Postby Tearlach » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:19 pm

I have some vague memory of reading about height reduction techniques in some medical newspaper or something a couple years ago. I do not remember the details, but it is probably possible to lose atleast a little height, even though it might not be a good cure against proportional tallness.
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Re: Height Reduction

Postby Alikat » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:29 pm

Tychomonger wrote:
Alikat wrote:No, yetis are into themes, and so they go barefoot and have bareback sex while they bare their teeth in pleasure.

And get mistaken for bears by the gay community.

Only when they wear their bear-ass leather chaps...
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