Apparently, there isn't one. Maybe there should be.
Botches:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/5/26/
http://www.xkcd.com/429/
Resources for doing it right:
http://www.projectrho.com/rocket/index.html
http://www.writingexcuses.com/2008/05/18/
Any others you've found, in either category?